Illusions, Michael

The only person that gets Lucille this excited is Gene. And guess what else is back. [slow wink] My breakfast? My friskiness. Mama horny Michael. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose. Sweet old thing. Only two of those words describe Mom, so I know you're lying to me. What do you think about Sudden Valley? It sounds like a salad dressing, but for some reason I don't want to eat it. Ah, it is a rock, though. Should beat everything. Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it.

  • April 12, 2015
  • B. Loblaw
  • Debris
  • Banana stand

A cross from where

Taste the happy, Michael! Taste it! I may have committed some light treason. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? So did you see the new Poof? His name's Gary and we don't need anymore lawsuits. Or it could be your colon. I'd want to get in there and find some answers. This show was cancelled. I mean, COME ON. I deceived you, mom. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship. I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much.

  • April 10, 2015
  • Shirley
  • Sweat lodge construction
  • Avoiding hop-ons

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